Thoughts on a Plane

During my flight back from the West coast last week, I had a lot of time to think about of variety of things. As such, I decided to write down a few insanely random notes that turned into this blog post. So, enjoy the schizophrenia.

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Pretzels really are the greatest snack. Salty and buttery. Personally, I love dipping them in a little bit of spicy honey mustard. Nom nom nom.

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This one flight attendant, an older woman, is being quite reckless with her ass. She has bumped into me a dozen times already as she just walks up and down the aisle. It’s not just me, she’s bumping into errbody and errting.

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The good/bad thing about flying is the sheer amount of time it gives you to think. I mean, you can read or write, but that thinking process can be a real doozy*. I’m not sure if I’m clearing my head or cluttering it more.

*Yup, I said “doozy.”

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I think Freida Pinto was just ruined for me.

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I just had a great idea, I want to start a fictional “Where Are They Now..” blog series. If TV or movie characters were in real life, not all of them would be happily ever after.

I mean, I think people really need to know what happened to Zack and Kelly, Ross and Rachel, or Lloyd Dobbler and Diane Court.

Btw– none of these couples made it forever.

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Fuck the noise, man. I mean there is just so much useless noise in the world.

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Sometimes its just to unbelievably refreshing to go off the grid for a while.

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Passion, man. You have to be passionate about things if it is going to be great.

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Ha– the problem with the previously mentioned passion is that at the same time, your imagination can run a little too wild. And THAT does no one good.

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Now, I don’t have the broadest shoulders in the world. But judging but the number of people bumping into them, America IS one of the most obese nations in the world.

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I think the girl next to me is cute, but I can’t really tell. The problem is, it is nearly impossible for me to try and strike up a conversation with her without seeming like a bit of a creeper. Not getting a friendly vibe, so I’ll pass.

(Btw, I wrote this entry as “If X then Y” in my notes because I wasn’t sure she was reading what I was writing)

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If stewardess is offensive these days, what about Air Hostess? Which my parents say all the time.

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Flight attendants with a good sense of humor are the best. Especially over the sound system.

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Is it odd that I find turbulence soothing? Only while flying, fuck that shit in real life. Know what I mean?

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Is this real life, is this just a fantasy?

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Okay, back to Vonnegut. This post has become long enough.

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~ by joysonism on March 4, 2012.

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